Lee Jordan
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Name Lee Jordan
Date of Birth 3 December 1977
Blood Status Half-Blood
House Affiliation Gryffindor
Wartime Role Host of Potterwatch
Current Affiliation None
Occupation Owner, PWWN
Sexual Orientation Omnisexual
Portrayed by Kele Okereke

Personality and Behaviour:


Is funny and friendly, much like the Weasley twins. Excellent public speaker. Genius at Charms, fairly good at Potions, and adept at everything else. Because see, when his friends are playing Quidditch, he actually studies. Revolting, but something has to fill his time


Not very good at standing up to peer pressure from his friends - will do things that are probably stupid, because the Weasley twins thought it was a good idea. Not very good at hexes or jinxes - he really doesn't like harming people, even dark wizards.

Personal History:

Lee was an only child, and had an excessively boring childhood where he was raised as a Muggle, because even though his mum was a witch, his father wasn't. His father didn't really care for magic (because he couldn't do it) and his mum wanted to make his father happy. Lee went to Muggle primary schools. When Lee turned 11, he received his acceptance to Hogwarts. His father didn't want him to go, and his mum and father had huge screaming matches about it. The end result was that Lee went to Hogwarts, his mum reentered Wizarding Society, and his father went off with his secretary.

Upon entering Hogwarts, Lee immediately became best friends with Fred and George Weasley. Unlike most people, he was able to understand the brilliance of their pranks. Because he's excessive scared of heights, Lee refused to ever board a broomstick, except for the one time George took him flying, which ended disastrously. Lee much prefers commentating at the Quidditch matches, which also taught him that he loves it when he talks and people listen to him.

He went through his years at Hogwarts assisting with pranks, actually studying (and helping his friends with their homework, the lazy bastards), learning about magical radio stations, Quidditch commentating, and having sex with his friends. Well, not all of them. Just Angelina, Fred, George, Oliver (just a handjob), and some snogs with Katie. He lost his virginity to Angelina, which was the most awkward experience of his life. He was deeply upset when Fred and George left Hogwarts without him, but accepted that they were the twins, and that as close as he may be to them, he was never as close as they'd be with each other. He finished off his time at Hogwarts and immediately got a job with the Wizarding Wireless Network, which he threw himself into. He didn't see Fred or George very much for about a year after that.

Once Voldemort came into full power, the Wizarding Wireless Network came into Death Eater control, and so Lee quit and made his own independent underground radio show, PotterWatch, which was widely successful. He was offered his own show on the WWN, but didn't take it, and chose to start his own station instead. It is widely successful, and is revolutionizing the way radio works - it features the very first radio show hosted by an elf.

Misc. Information:

OWLs and NEWTs:

OWLs in DADA, Charms, Transfiguration, Potions, Herbology, and Care of Magical Creatures.
NEWTS in DADA, Charms, Potions, and Transfiguration, because he just stopped caring about the others

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